straightwhiteboyproblems:

when you want to show friendship because it’s your last year of high school and you love these guys but no homo so no touching in the photo
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Anonymous asked:
So this cute guy on tinder matched with me and the first thing he sent me was "Spit or swallow" and now I'm like... what the hell do I say back to that? No way am I going to answer either of those options. I wanna be witty and make him feel bad. Any ideas?

twerkcessful:

"swallow. i bite down as hard as i can and swallow the entire thing whole. u into that babe??"

iblamebuckybarnes:

unofficialhogwarts:

Headcanon that after the battle of Hogwarts, George dyes his hair an outrageous colour, and at first Molly is mad, but then she hears George whisper “I kept thinking it was him in the mirror”. 

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nevermorethoughts:

How I view my Tumblr audience: image

How it actually is: image

pinkfastener:

rainbow-dash:

lackingalacrity:

Steal its Look : ‘Dashcon Ballpit’
Ballpit Dress - $17,000
Dark Blue Crocs - $1,785

This is going too far

STOP
"Men must think biblically of women and push against the stereotypes of women as mere sexual creatures or servants put here for our pleasure or comfort. Because of the Imago Dei, men must think biblically of women and treasure them as sisters and co-heirs, daughters of the King and glorious, not dismissing them intellectually or robbing them of the right to exercise their gifts within God’s beautiful design."
Matt Chandler from this sermon (via yesdarlingido)
nedahoyin:

HAAAAAA..
amenpenis:

Ah yes the flawless mike wazowski look Just what I wanted


why does that look like katy perry

rhyse:

sybris:

souljaboy2007:

lebaenese:

nope:

anus:

1wannabeyourdog:

Sam Pepper is sorry 🙌

IM SCREAMING

Bye

such an ugly voice

Honestly what was that

holy shit

the fuck?

officialtaylornation:

'CAUSE THE PLAYERS GONNA PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY

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AND THE HATERS GONNA HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

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BABY I’M JUST GONNA SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE

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SHAKE IT OFF, SHAKE IT OFF